Kirk Douglas was born in 1916. He's still alive.

Douglas honoured with prosthetic penis in new Spartacus
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Producer Rob Tapert reveals some of the more modest and less-endowed cast members of Spartacus: Blood & Sand asked to wear a prosthetic for the many full-frontal nude scenes in the TV mini-series – and the fake manhood was christened after the star of Stanley Kubrick’s epic.

Tapert explains, “There is a great deal of nudity, both male and female, and some guys in the series are not as well-endowed as other guys, so we had to create the Kirk Douglas, as it was aptly named, so that certain actors would have a prosthetic that they could wear and feel comfortable.

“Someone lovingly called it the Kirk Douglas, and the name stuck.

Actress Lucy Lawless, who strips for the film, reveals, “That was Erin Cummings, who plays Spartacus’ wife Sura. She thought she should have the right to name it (penis), so Kirk Douglas’ agent, don’t call us.

“That thing gets shared around. At the moment it’s pinned to the wall next to all the merkins in the make-up truck.”.

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THAT LATE IN LIFE IS NOT MUCH QUALITY IN LIVING

DOES THE MIND EVEN KNOW WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON IT BECOMES A SUREAL STATE TO THE ELDER ONES OFTEN TIMES

I USE TO ASK WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD

I BRIEFLY WORKED IN A LARGE OLD FOLKS HOME AND HAD MY WARD OF 35 OLD RETARDED AND BRAIN DAMAGED PEOPLE

CHANGE THEIR ADULT DIAPERS FEED THEM SHOWER THEM

NEVER DID I SEE MYSELF DOING SUCH A JOB

BUTT THERE I WAS EVEN BOUGHT THESE WHITE LEATHER MALE NURSE SHOES REQUIRED

FUCK

BINGO HAD BEEN RAIDED I WAS ARRESTED AS THE CALLER OF THE GAME AND RUN INTO COUNTY JAIL EVEN IF THEY HAD MY BAIL THERE BEFORE THE COPS DROVE ME IN 

7 DAYS A WEEK AND NOT ON CITY PROPERTY THIS OLD OTHER OLD FOLKS HOME WAS EMPTY AND NOW STAGED 300-400 FAT LADIES MOSTLY WITH GOBS OF DOLLAR BILLS FOR A 25 GAMES A NIGHT BINGO...POTS AS HIGH AS $25,000 ONE OF THOSE EACH NIGHT

WELL CLOSED DOWN THEY TOLD US GO WORK HERE WE WILL SET BACK UP AND CALL YOU ALL BACK FOR BINGO

3 FUCKIN MONTHS LATER I WAS DRUNK HIGH AND WEARING DIRTY WHITE NURSE SHOES STILL


BINGO WAS BACK I STOPPED AT A DUMPSTER AND TOSSED THOSE WHITE SHOES IN IT LAUGHING AT WHAT I HAD DONE WEARING THOSE GOD DAMNED SHOES


NOW YOU KNOW

HIS SON MIKE DOUGLASS MOVED INTO HIS DADS HOUSE IN THE GARAGE

TO LOOK AFTER HIS DAD AT THIS POINT HE KNOWS IT IS NEAR THE END FINALLY

WHAT A STORY OF HIS LIFE AND HIS SON AND GRAND SON

I FOLLOWED IT ALL

KIRK ALMOST GOT KILLED WHEN A COPTER CRASHED HE IS ONE LUCKY SUCKER IN THIS LIFE

A good way to die would be in a spring garden, sitting outside, with a brandy in hand and a cigar, with sunglasses on, looking at the clouds at sunset