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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 14:05:30 GMT -6
whoop!
I ate a smoked, cured bratwurst yesterday, and my bowels emptied. I mean emptied violenty.
That one brat totally cleansed my entire intestinal tract.
It also gave me a bad dream:
Thar I was, driving down a road, minding my own beeswax, when I came upon an asian crossing guard holding back a line of thousands of hispanics waiting to cross the road.
He waved me through, when an old woman jumped in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes just before hitting her, and she then calmy layed down on the road.
The crossing guard walked up to her and layed down next to her. Then a child ran up and joined them. I sat there parked for a few moments trying to understand the situation, and started hearing crunching sounds, as if bones were being broken, but then saw a group of onlookers breaking twigs in their hands.
In a panic I got out of the car to apply first aid to all the victims, only to find them all laying in a row, clearly unharmed, and moaning as if they were dying.
I woke up furious. Deceipt!
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 15:02:25 GMT -6
Well, let me tell you; eating leftover spaghetti at 2:00 AM is not a cure.
I woke up every hour all fucking night with a bellyache and gastric reflux.
I finally propped myself up with pillows and put on an old spaghetti western (The Good, Bad, and Ugly).
That knocked me out for a few hours.
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 15:07:00 GMT -6
I knew that todays wind was an evil wind!
There are kind and refreshing winds, and there are evil winds.
This mornings wind was blowing from the south.
Clearly evil.
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 17:26:11 GMT -6
I can't stop thinking about Jennifer Lawrences boobs.
She looks like a total psycho bitch, but I'm inexplicately obsessed with her chest melons.
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 17:36:15 GMT -6
I almost flirted with my cashier today, but she wasn't feeling well. She looked miserable.
I hadn't seen her for months, and assumed she had quit. Those cool blue eyes...
I'm hoping she feels better soon.
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 17:41:11 GMT -6
Anyways, I'm so stocked up on pork chops, I'll need to rent out a warehouse if I buy any more! Yummy pork loin!
Pirk with rice. Pork with pasta! Pirk with mashed potatoes! Poooork!
Disclaimer: I am not paid by Hormel to rave about pork.
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 18:03:37 GMT -6
Pirk. Gotta love tiny keyboards.
I disabled spell checking years ago. It mafe everything worse. I own my arrerz.
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 19:25:00 GMT -6
I think I'll have a frozen pizza for dinner.
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Post by lovely on Oct 18, 2019 19:28:02 GMT -6
whoop! I ate a smoked, cured bratwurst yesterday, and my bowels emptied. I mean emptied violenty. That one brat totally cleansed my entire intestinal tract. It also gave me a bad dream: Thar I was, driving down a road, minding my own beeswax, when I came upon an asian crossing guard holding back a line of thousands of hispanics waiting to cross the road. He waved me through, when an old woman jumped in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes just before hitting her, and she then calmy layed down on the road. The crossing guard walked up to her and layed down next to her. Then a child ran up and joined them. I sat there parked for a few moments trying to understand the situation, and started hearing crunching sounds, as if bones were being broken, but then saw a group of onlookers breaking twigs in their hands. In a panic I got out of the car to apply first aid to all the victims, only to find them all laying in a row, clearly unharmed, and moaning as if they were dying. I woke up furious. Deceipt! i came upon a bratwurst recipe recently had to carefully...c a r e f u l l y separate leaves of cabbage from the head w/o ripping them what? tellin ya then...parboil them fer like .30 sec then... |
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Post by lovely on Oct 18, 2019 19:32:20 GMT -6
layer sauteed onion, garlic
mustard on the parboiled cabbage leaf
a layer of sauerkraut
the seared bratwurst
then wrap it all up nice and tight in the
limp cabbage leaf
delish
tellin ya
i know these things
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Post by lovely on Oct 18, 2019 19:37:41 GMT -6
had strange dreams all week
me and the dothraki dog both
i can tell he's dreaming when he's breathing all wonky
anywho
i'm sure it was the moon or soerng
had an alien dream
and another dream about having sex in an outdoor ancient temple like complex
b o r i n g
i know
recall looking up throughout dream trying to catch a ufo amongst the clouds
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 19:45:01 GMT -6
layer sauteed onion, garlic mustard on the parboiled cabbage leaf a layer of sauerkraut the seared bratwurst then wrap it all up nice and tight in the limp cabbage leaf delish tellin ya i know these things I love a woman that dabbles in the dark arts. |
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 19:48:22 GMT -6
had strange dreams all week me and the dothraki dog both i can tell he's dreaming when he's breathing all wonky anywho i'm sure it was the moon or soerng had an alien dream and another dream about having sex in an outdoor ancient temple like complex b o r i n g i know recall looking up throughout dream trying to catch a ufo amongst the clouds Is there anything sweeter than gently petting away a bad dog dream? Is it bad, though? |
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 20:03:43 GMT -6
Dammit, Lovely. Now I'm thinking about my children. My babies. My sweet furry dummies. I miss them so much!
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 20:05:12 GMT -6
I suppose that crying is healthy, but it doesn't feel good
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