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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 12:28:54 GMT -6
Don't get too emotional, though. I won't tolerate that.
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Post by anuschickio on Sept 21, 2024 12:47:21 GMT -6
take your pants off and sing a song
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 12:50:09 GMT -6
Wtf, dude.
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 12:52:57 GMT -6
Anyways, my pants are already off. I just gave myself a crew-cut with a twenty dollar shaver that I bought 7 years ago.
The bathroom is a mess
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 12:57:04 GMT -6
I do not miss barbers.
One pulled out a fucking straight blade and started trimming my sideburns, and he fucking cut my ear.
He just said oops, and kept shaving. I was too terrified to move.
Fucker didnt even offer me a tissue to staunch the flow of blood.
I tipped him a lot!
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:13:07 GMT -6
I will be keeping an eye out for any fiddle farting around here
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:22:03 GMT -6
Anyways, my pants are already off. I just gave myself a crew-cut with a twenty dollar shaver that I bought 7 years ago. The bathroom is a mess I forgot to trim the pubes and chest hair! Brb...chest hair tickling my chin why gazing at my navel gets irritating |
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:23:16 GMT -6
And my dick looks massive when my pubes are trimmed
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:32:00 GMT -6
Whew! Thats better. Damn, some of those ball pubes were freakishly long.
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:33:12 GMT -6
Now I have to clean again. The bathroom is extra nasty now
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:47:58 GMT -6
I couldn't help but notice, while sweeping all my hair into a pile, that my head hair, which looks dirty blonde on my head, looks dark brown on the floor, and my pubes which look blonde on my groin look ....it cant be.... No!
They look reddish! I cant have ginger blood! Help me Satan?
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:49:41 GMT -6
Though Ginger women are cool. There's two types. Avoid the bad type.
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 13:50:56 GMT -6
It's the male gingers that make em look bad. All short ugly little shits with short tempers and shorter dicks.
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Post by Raven on Sept 21, 2024 15:40:43 GMT -6
Beware the freckled ginger woman. The most dangerous species
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Post by lovely on Sept 21, 2024 15:46:21 GMT -6
I'm long overdue
for a salon visit
maybe this week...
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