guess what?!!!!!!!111

if you need a very therapoutic butt massage... just call me.

yep
an alien came with milton
and was holed up at the resort
told strat I bet Travolta his crew
were in the helicoptors

but then the next day I looked up
and their they were directly over my head

I knew then it was the president

I waved my bialetti pot in a salute to survival!!!!!!!1111111 bayyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeee


me, the dothraki dog, a bialetti pot, and
a boombox

thank the gods for all the yoga i've been doing eh?

see, there's a reason for everything

/dude, are ou reaakt still withoiut power?

the morning after the storm
me Russian neighbor who never talks to me
in all the years he's lived here
was too excited not to

he came out when he saw me
and said when the power went out
he opened his curtains
sat back and watched the best show
from a front row seat

of the oak tree above my bedroom
violently swaying back and forth
he can't believe it didn't crash into the house

good thing I slept on the couch

no wait
I was up dancing around the latin jazz night on the radio
on other side of house during the storm

as you do

the fence is fucked
that's all really

it's not bad to get disconnected now and again

tellin ya

I know a whole new level of bird politics