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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 17:57:23 GMT -6
You're walking down a sidewalk when you pass an attractive woman in a lawn chair, and you instinctively suck in your gut, which causes your pants to fall off, and she gasps, and her open mouth causes an involuntary erection, and you then trip over the pants around your ankles and your erect cock accidentally plunges into her mouth?
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 18:53:19 GMT -6
I'm not saying that happened. Just wondering if it has happened to anyone and if that is a valid aliby for an unknown crime that one didn't commit at that time.
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 18:59:20 GMT -6
Have you ever been unjustly arrested and stripped naked by a female cop, who then forced you to surrender your DNA by sexually stimuating your twig n berries?
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 19:05:12 GMT -6
You're putting on your pants when the babysitter tells you that school is closed today, and she pushes you back in bed and crawls under the bankie with you?
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Post by Raven on Oct 18, 2019 19:14:02 GMT -6
You went to the doctor for a persistant headache, and the nurse demanded that you strip naked, and then explored your body, eventually telling you that you are healthy as a horse while my fully erect penis bounced up and down.
That actually happened. She teased me, but left me blue balled.
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