I called the little store.

I Called The Little Store And Asked If They Carry The "OH Jesus" Lady Vibrators.
I love to change my voice and prank call the local store.

He never guesses it's me again.

I told him we were at the closed campsites and drove past the store earlier this mornin in the U-haul truck.

My lady needs some rock hard action and my man is a little limp on me.

So she was embarrased to call so I called to ask do you have the OH Jesus lady vibrators ?

laughing

dead silence on his end ,   then he say, we don't carry any of those things you have to go back to town walgreens maybe.